What do you think of these local baby names?

Where do you live? I wouldn't even THINK of naming a child some of those. Hailee Lynn is okay, as is Gabriel Sawyer and Connor Matthew. I am seriously tired of 'Noah', though. Noah and Ryder seem to be the fads lately. Can't we have unique without being crazy? (Tynlee Jerzi? Please! Isadore Willis? First name girl, second name boy.... please help.)